(If your a dude, just read it in a dude's view by changing gender related text to your liking but in your mind only not in technical terms like actually changing what I wrote here )
This video I embedded is one of the videos from TED.com where Mr. John Rives is telling a story using many different emoticons that show how a boy… or a man tried to impress a girl who passed by that he seemed to like but has some problems in achieving his –let’s call it– “wish”, so he tries to and just when things seem to be looking… okay, he says, “I’d like to hand-paint your picture on a coffee mug.” Oh jeezeys wheezeys! Of all the things you could say to a person you’d like, you say… “I’d like to hand-paint your picture on a coffee mug.” So yeah, he tries to impress the girl who he freakin’ likes in a way that she doesn’t freakin’ care about because she goes, “whaaa-?” Then after more of the I’m-trying-to-impress-you-in-a-way-that-you-don’t-want-to-be-impressed talk, he calls himself a monkey. A freakin’ monkey. Who calls himself a monkey in front of the person he likes? NOW, here comes the nice part. He makes a metaphor and calls the girl a butterfly. How sweet is that? I’d really like to hear that from a guy. He was sweet for that, so he eventually asks her out, but what did the girl say? She says, “No thank you” without even smiling a bit or at least frowning. A harsh girl was liked by the wrong man, poor dude.
So let’s get to what I want to say, what I want to say is that sometimes, if you like someone, you get the feeling where you seem to do nothing that’s right, so you get all nervous and start to act stupid around that person (even if you act stupidly around everybody, the way you would act around that person is still different compared to how you usually act stupid around others). You could call it whatever you want to call it, but I’ll call it a simple crush.
A crush (I’m referring to the crushes we have on other people not on things) is what we get when we take our time staring at a person, had to have similarities with a person, or when we just simply like that person for no apparent reason… at all… not even one. In the site kids health.org (whose URL is http://kidshealth.org/kid/feeling/thought/crushes.html) , an article there says that, “A crush is a word used to describe special feelings you have for another person, a classmate, or friend that you really like.” Crushes happen, life is a package and in that package, there we’ll find crushes, we can’t avoid having them.
Crushes are there for a reason (and I mean the right reason) because they sometimes just go next to you and spontaneously combust a conversation concerning you and no one else and this event will be the most memorable of the day because if ever you were feeling sad, he made you happy and you would then start to be happy around other people too. If you really like that guy, you would probably just look at him and then if he would look back, your day would be completada. No need for other people to look back at you? NADA, nada, nada. Then it’s either you start to smile a lot or start to talk gibberish or feel like you’re flying or you feel like you’re so so soooo light or any other perk that comes with the express ticket you’ve purchased for a trip to Crush town.
So if ever you…
·Have Cooties
·Feel as light as a feather
·Can’t stop looking at your phone just to see if he texted you
·Can’t keep you mind, eyes, and words off of him
·Want to have a picture with him like a lot of pictures
·Want him to notice you
·(you know the rest, it’s up to you to continue the phrase)
...then you have a crush on that “him” whoever “him” is for you. Just hope no one else likes your “him”.
If you find it hard to talk to him and sometimes you eventually go “gaga” over him, I present to you a step-by-step program to help you with your boy troubles.
Step 1 > Try to be yourself. TRY as hard as you can. You’re the one who’s gonna have problems later ‘cause you wanted to lie and be his Ms Perfect.
Step 2 > Remember, you like him, no love him.
Step 3 >Don’t let everyone know about it unless you want yourself to let “himself” know that you like him.
Step 4>Hope for the best if you know what’s best for you.
So now let me end my blog post with my “blogly” poem… :D
If I knew what to do,
I would have told you
If you cared about me
I guess there’s no one I’d rather be
If you liked me enough
You’d see past all my fluff
And I’d see past all your buff (body buff, as in “machoness")
Then know that if you really didn’t, it’s tough
But it’s just a crush anyway
I’ll just have to find another someday...T_T
(Sorry to be so sad and moody if you think that I am):P
(Image Links)
http://www.sodahead.com/living/calling-all-girls-do-you-have-a-crush-on-a-guy/question-603377/?link=ibaf&imgurl=http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000603377/polls_Crush_fotm_4214_817490_poll_xlarge.jpeg&q=Have%2Ba%2BCrush
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